If you’ve been reading this blog then you’ll probably want to know a little more about the man behind it, and indeed the TrollBusters franchise: Daniel Hyde.
Age: 35
Blood Type: O-
Gender: Male
I began my career into crimefighting ten years ago, following a delinquent youth spent fighting ruffians on the hard-boiled streets of Manchester in the glorious kingdom of Britain. Things were easier back then- there was no internet to complicate things and trolls could be dispatched the old fashioned way, with a dose of hearty Manchunian violence. As time went on, and my deeds became worse I was attending the theatre with my parents when they were struck down by some unseen attacker, demanding my mother’s pearls. Unable to help due to incapacitation through alcohol I was forced to look on as my parents’ murderer fled into the night, cackling with a harsh American drawl.
The man dropped a handkerchief, which was found on the floor next to my unconscious body (and indeed the corpses of my parents, God rest their souls)- monogrammed with the initials “C.C.” and a dollar sign. This and the American accent the man posessed were my only leads, so I rushed accross the channel and enrolled in the New York Police Department as a trainee beat officer. Five long years passed, wherin I met my wife Rachel and we had our first son- Brian. Brian was the truest beauty of our lives, and we cherished him more than a parent has ever cherished a child.
Needless to say, this did not last.
C.C. and his minions had ruined my life once, and to add insult to injury planned to do so with more permenance the second time, organising a gangland hit on a family picnic Rachel, Brian and I were attending to celebrate my promotion to head of NYPD’s new e-Crimes division in 2007. Bullets ripped through the picnicers, and as I watched the debris of my life was strewn around me, a lifeless shell of the joy once felt. It was then that I swore revenge.
I moved to Nevada in pursuit of a simpler life and it was here that I founded TrollBusters- operating out of the back of an old aircraft hanger at a location I am unable to disclose to any but my closest confidants. To this day, I chip away at C.C.’s army of agents, with my trusty crew and dedicated technical team- we will one day have this empire locked away; forever.
Too many lives have been ruined by these… these mocking, disgusting, slanderous and above all disgusting trolls, and I, Daniel Hyde will be the death of their organization. Whether it be to prison or the firey oblivion of Hell, I shall reap my revenge againt you, C.C.- wherever, or whoever you are!